When I was in high school, I was in band. One time when our director showed up at school with a trim, I clearly remember him answering the question "did you get a haircut?" with the sarcastic answer, "nope, I got them all cut." To this day, I can't think about a haircut without thinking about that joke now. Anyway, Lucy got her hair cut recently.
She had been twirling it without even knowing it, and sometime chewing on the tips, which grossed me out. I made the threat that we would cut it off if she kept it up, and sure enough, she has much shorter hair now.